Ashley Mashley

story of my life and random ramblings..

I Quit!

So, I’m a quitter…

I don’t know if anyone even noticed… but I quit my cooking class. I tried to sugarcoat it for those 3 classes–out of 6. But I just couldn’t deal with the bitchy teacher. The program director called her “a little high-strung,” but if that’s a little high strung, then I’m a little opinioned. Freaking lady–she grabbed utensils out of my hand and barked orders at me like I was in the military or something. I’m sorry, but if you’re an instructor, you need to be somewhat of a people person.

I finally got a hold of the program director today after 2 weeks of phone tag. He spoke with the other 3 people in her class and they all said they were satisfied. (Even the one guy that admitted that this chef snapped at him.) His first offer was a one-on-one session with this chef. My answer was a polite, “hell no.”

Sounded like he knew I wasn’t going to take it. So he told me that if I spend about $150 on other classes, I’ll get half of my refund. Since I’m sitting in an Excel course through the same company, I’m trying to get a refund for taking this class (even though I registered before our agreement). We’ll see if he goes for it..

P.S. I’ll be cooking tonight and teaching my damn self! :)

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What I Learned Wednesday: Week 2 of Cooking Class

The second week of cooking class was all about understanding marinades and how to apply them to different types of meats, including fish and fowl (hands on). She wasn’t kidding about hands on! As soon as we walked into the kitchen, there were all kinds of foods, spices, measuring cups and bowls laid out on the counters. She passed out recipes to each of us and we worked together to make marinades for chicken, beef, pork, fish and even a feta marinade that would be great for parties. Like seriously, it was the best thing ever… I could have kept scarfing down the rest of it if we stayed longer.

The flavoring for the pork was a spice rub.. I’m pretty used to using spices on meats, but this one we made ourselves.. Pretty cool actually.. and you can bottle it up to use for later on any kind of meat.

1 tsp cumin or comino
1 1/2 tsp chili powder
1/4 tsp allspice
1/8 tsp cinnamon
3/4 tsp light brown sugar
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper

For the chicken we used a traditional marinade and let it sit in the fridge for about 30 minutes before roasting it. I thought it was pretty good, well-balanced as Chef Ellen calls it. There are four kinds of tastes: sweet, salty, sour and bitter. For any recipe to be balanced it needs to have at least 2 of each taste so it can remain balanced. This is an instance where too much of a good thing is a bad thing… minus the sweets, you can never have too many sweets!

1/3 cup of lime juice for 1 &1/2 lbs of chicken tenders
4 TBL vegetable oil
3 minced garlic cloves
1 TBL worchestire sauce
1 &1/2 tsp brown sugar
1 TBL of chopped cilantro
1 tsp salt
¼ tsp pepper

Last but not least–my favorite of them all–the feta marinade! I’m not a big cheese fan but this shit was delicious!! It was probably the longest one since it has to sit for about an hour and a half but WELL worth it. Next party, I’m taking this with some large croutons..

Feta
1 1/4cups extra virgin olive oil
1 medium shallot , sliced thin
1tablespoon minced fresh oregano leaves
1teaspoon grated lemon zest
1/4teaspoon red pepper flakes
8ounces feta cheese , cut into 1/2-inch cubes (about 2 cups)

1. Cook 1 cup of the oil, the shallot, oregano, lemon zest, and pepper flakes in a small saucepan over low heat until the shallot is softened, about 18 minutes.
2. Remove the saucepan from the heat and gently stir in the feta. Cover and let sit until the mixture reaches room temperature, about 1 1/2 hours.
3. Stir in the remaining 1/4 cup oil and serve. (The mixture can be transferred to an airtight container and refrigerated for up to 1 week. Before serving, let sit at room temperature until the oil liquefies about 1 hour.)

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First Day of Cooking Class!

Yesterday was the first of six cooking classes. I was skeptical about it, especially when I found out it was is someone’s home. Um, weird!

Ok, so it wasn’t too bad. There were only 4 students–including me–and I was the only girl.. Go figure. The first class was about knifes: knowing how and how not to hold them, the different kinds of cuts and even her husband came in to tell us all about knife sharpening. There was a little banter between the two of them which was cute at first, but after almost wielding a knife to her face, I was ready for him to be outta there!

Here are all the different cuts she showed us. The carrots are cut Julienne (basically square sticks), as well as the cucumbers–after taking out the seeds since she said they are too watery for most dishes. Apart from Julienne, the carrots are cut Brunoise, into little square blocks. She also showed us the correct method to mince herbs and such. So many different cuts, so little time!

We all took a vegetable and starting cutting, slicing and dicing! All the while, she was getting a tofu stir fry ready. She threw in one students’ sliced red peppers, my grated ginger and another students chopped mushrooms. Along with the pasta, sauce and tofu, it was a really great meal! Find the recipe and a link about the instructor below!

Lo Mein Noodle Dish

www.chefellen.weebly.com

start boiling 2 ½ qts of water in a big pot..once water boils ..add 1 TBL of salt & 14 oz of fresh uncooked egg Chinese noodles found in the cold section of the store

prep ingredients and sauce while waiting for water to boil

sauce – ¼ cup of canned chicken broth, 3 TBL of soy sauce & 3 TBL of oyster sauce, simmer in a pot 3 min or less-take off heat keep covered

Prep veggies which are shitake mushrooms no stems & sliced thin, ½ of a Chinese napa cabbage cut into strips, ½ of a red pepper into strips.  Add noodles to the salted boiling water & cook 2 min not fully cooked & drain then rinse in cold water & rinse again…toss with 1 TBL of sesame oil & put back into the pot.  In a non stick 12 in skillet or wok use 1 tsp peanut oil & cook mushrooms until water leeches out & they brown a little then add cabbage & red pepper..cook 2 min.  make a well in middle of pan & add 1 tsp oil again & smash 1 TBL grated fresh ginger with 2 minced garlic cloves..press with back of spoon for 1 min & add back to the veggies & pour sauce over the veggies…cook 1 min & add the veggie mixture into thenoodle pot & cook on high 1 min & garnish with sliced green onions &
serve.

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